"I work at a shoe store and yet I'm still not happy to go home." When Al comes home from work, he's going from one hell to another.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 4: One of the most beloved moments throughout Married With Children's long run on TV was when Al entered the house after a long day of work. He always seemed to have some kind of ancedote, complaint or story which confirmed why he believed his job and family were living hell. During this episode, Al reveals one of the many dangers he faces at work: "Feet and the return of warm weather makes a deadly combination."
SEASON 1, EPISODE 8: What else would Peggy expect when she ask Al how his day was? I mean, he sells shoes, OK?