Cat's and dog's. Cat's and dog's. Kelly and Bud do battle in a fight to the death.
SEASON 1, EPISODE 1: The first words ever spoken on Married With Children.
Kelly: Let go of my hair you little psychopath.
Bud: Die Commie bimbo!
SEASON 1, EPISODE 4: The insults the Bundy kids throw at each other were not the most inventive during the early seasons. Witness:
Kelly: Your disgusting.
Bud: And your failing five classes!
SEASON 1, EPISODE 5: Bud's alter ego #1: Zit.
Bud: Kelly, will you please bring me a tissue?
Kelly: Get one yourself you little zit!
Bud: Never mind, I found a whole bunch of them in your bra.
